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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

US researchers solve tokamak plasma mystery with elusive ‘voids’ discovery - Interesting Engineering

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

No go.

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!